People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

Sexually active coat hangers are at their peak when they are in a small closet. We once lived in an apartment with a closet so small it couldn't support a rod:…

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how o…

'A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.'

Ah, gentle dames! it gars me greet To think how monie counsels sweet, How monie lengthened, sage advices, The husband frae the wife despises!

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.