4 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Advice

Erma Bombeck quotes on advice

6. Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

20. If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

38. People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

50. When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.