Quote #6
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
More from Erma Bombeck
- Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
- Big deal! I'm used to dust.
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them.
- Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
- A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend; and he's a priest.
- Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you're fat.
- Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.