All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them.

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend; and he's a priest.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you're fat.

[His reply to the chairman's other stock question, which had previously never failed to embarrass the claimant: 'Tell me, Mr. Strachey, what would you do if yo…

My father taught me that you have to stand by your principles. He was president of the bar association and was preaching civil liberties and human rights durin…

And when he came to the place where the wild things are, they roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and s…