Quote #3
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend; and he's a priest.
More from Erma Bombeck
- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you're fat.
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them.
- A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with the outfits …
- Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
- Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
- Big deal! I'm used to dust.
- Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
- Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.