Erma Bombeck Quotes on Daily life
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them.
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Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.