Erma Bombeck Quotes on Housework

3 quotes

  1. Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter-productivity.

  2. Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

  3. My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

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