3 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Holidays

Erma Bombeck quotes on holidays

34. No self respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

41. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

43. There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.