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3 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Sports

Erma Bombeck quotes on sports

  1. Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

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  2. If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.

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  3. Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

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