Erma Bombeck Quotes on Observation

3 quotes

  1. Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

  2. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

  3. Youngsters of the age of two or three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

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