5 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Home

Erma Bombeck quotes on home

7. Big deal! I'm used to dust.

28. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

29. My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

39. Sexually active coat hangers are at their peak when they are in a small closet. We once lived in an apartment with a closet so small it couldn't support a rod: just two nails. Within a week (the shortest gestation in the history of coat hangers) we had thirty-seven of those little suckers.

46. When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and says he's doing nothing, but the dog is barking, call 911.