Erma Bombeck Quotes on Home
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Big deal! I'm used to dust.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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Sexually active coat hangers are at their peak when they are in a small closet. We once lived in an apartment with a closet so small it couldn't support a rod: just two nails. Within a week (the shortest gestation in the history of coat hangers) we had thirty-seven of those little suckers.
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and says he's doing nothing, but the dog is barking, call 911.