Quote #29
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
More from Erma Bombeck
- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Never accept a drink from a urologist.
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Memory deficiency got so bad with me, I forgot to repeat a piece of gossip I swore on my Grandmother's Grave never to divulge.
- Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
- In two decades I've lost 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.