Quote #30

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

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  1. My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. W…
  2. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
  3. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
  4. Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
  5. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
  6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
  7. Memory deficiency got so bad with me, I forgot to repeat a piece of gossip I swore on my Grandmother's Grave never to divulge.
  8. No self respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

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