Erma Bombeck Quotes on Cleaning
-
Big deal! I'm used to dust.
-
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter-productivity.
-
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
-
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
-
There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.