5 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Cleaning

Erma Bombeck quotes on cleaning

7. Big deal! I'm used to dust.

14. Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter-productivity.

29. My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

37. Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

44. There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.