You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer.

To be a successful father ... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

A bitch is a bitch is a bitch.

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What …