A bitch is a bitch is a bitch.

You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer.

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.

To be a successful father ... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.