Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost.

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.

My unhealthy affection for my second daughter has waned. Now I despise all my seven children equally.

It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.

Among the rich you will never find a really generous man even by accident. They may give their money away, but they will never give themselves away; they are e…

Money will accomplish much in business, love and war but it isn't worth a cent in nature. You could plant all the doubloons lost in the Spanish Main on a New E…

Money is like manure, it should be spread around.