The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

My major hobby is teasing people who take themselves and the quality of their knowledge too seriously and those who don't have the guts to sometimes say: I don…

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really list…

If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.