Quote #4
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
More from Fred Allen
- What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
- Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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- You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a pr…
- I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home …
- I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- When I was a boy, I said, 'Daddy, take me to the zoo.' My father said, 'Son, when the zoo wants you, they'll come and get you'.
- A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.