'There it was! A AMD Athlon CPU that wasn't being overclocked! This was a crime! I felt that I had to right this injustice!'

Flight attendant: 'Does anyone here speak leet?' - 'j0'

'Ph34r my l33t n3kkid skillz!!!'

Flight attendant: 'Sir, please, it's against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger.' - 'Just gimme five more minutes...'