' 'I before E except after C?' Americans don't want to learn that! They just sort of make an 'I' lookin 'E' and an 'E' lookin 'I' then put the dot, right there in the middle!'

'Living in California is like living in a bowl of granola; them around you that ain't fruits or nuts, is flakes.'

'Hey, what do you expect from a culture that drives on parkways and parks on driveways?'

'Sledge-O-Matic removes unwanted fingerprints from walls. Sledge-O-Matic also removes unwanted walls from fingerprints.'