More from Garrison Keillor

  1. That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
  2. A book is a gift you can open again and again.
  3. It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon, my home town, out on the edge of the prairie...
  4. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
  5. If the government can round up someone and never be required to explain why, then it's no longer the United States of America as you and I …
  6. A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
  7. None of the men and women who voted for this bill has any right to speak in public about the rule of law anymore, or to take a high moral v…
  8. A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good …

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