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About this quote

What does it mean?
The author humorously suggests that the meek have not inherited the earth as promised, only a couple of specific states.
In plain terms
Jesus said meek people get the earth, but they only got Minnesota and North Dakota.
What can you take from it?
Religious promises about the future may not match reality.

Where it applies

  • sermon illustration
  • regional humor
  • religious discussion

Putting it to work

  • discuss biblical promises
  • compare regions
  • use humor in speech

Questions to consider

  • What does inheriting the earth mean today?
  • How do faith promises hold up against reality?

Another view

It reduces a broad spiritual concept to specific geography for laughs.

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