Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins.

Since marriage began, the great artist has been known as a bad-boy husband. But he is worse: he is a child-robber, a bloodsucker, a hypocrite and a cheat. Peri…

... the book about the bird and the bee is natural history. It's an awful lesson to mankind. You think that you are Ann's suitor; that you are the pursuer and …

The true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay!

I haven't had that many women- only as many as I could lay my hands on.

To win a woman in the first place one must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her. Finally, so she will allow you to leave …