9 George Best Quotes on Humor

George Best quotes on humor

3. 'I used to go missing quite a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.'

5. 'If I had been born ugly, you would never have heard of Pele.'

6. 'In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.'

8. [When Michael Parkinson asked how soon before kick-off George had made love:] 'Half time!'

9. 'I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.'

10. [On Paul Gascoigne:] 'I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: 'What's an IQ?''

13. 'I was in [for the blood transfusion after a liver transplant] for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.'

24. 'After his first training session in heaven, George Best, from his favourite right wing, turned the head of God who was filling in at left-back. I would love him to save me a place in his team, George Best that is, not God.' (Eric Cantona has pays tribute to the late George Best)

26. 'Maradona good; Pele better; George Best' (A banner near the Best family home in the Cregagh Estate on the day of Best's funeral)