Quote #101

: This experiment, this magnificent experiment in democracy is just being shredded to pieces by these right-wing Christians, the Ashcroft branch of Republicanism. [They're] just shredding the rest of the Bill of Rights which hadn't been shredded already.

More from George Carlin

  1. I can't wait until the Middle East really explodes. Ancient hatred and modern weapons. My kind of show, man!
  2. Religion is like a lift in your shoe. If it helps you stand up straighter and walk a little better, good for you! But don't you go and try …
  3. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
  4. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
  5. The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: you cannot post 'Thou shalt not steal', 'Thou shalt not commit adu…
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  7. 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
  8. Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life; football begins in the fall, when everything is dying.

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