Quote #107
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror.
More from George Carlin
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- Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
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- Don't you find it funny that all these tough-guy boxers are fighting over a purse?
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- How come none of these boxers seem to have a losing record?