If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- He questions the historical claim by pointing out the logical impossibility of being the first team without anyone to play against.
- In plain terms
- You can't be the first team if there was no one to play.
- What can you take from it?
- Historical firsts often ignore the context of what came before.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What defines a league?
- When does history officially start?
Another view
They might have played informal games before official leagues existed.
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