You ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies fuck.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A crude comparison used to express boredom with the slow pace of golf broadcasts.
- In plain terms
- Golf on TV is very boring.
- What can you take from it?
- Slow sports can feel tedious to watch on television.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What makes a sport watchable?
- Why do we tolerate slow games?
Another view
Many golf fans enjoy the quiet pace.
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