Quote #117
You ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies fuck.
More from George Carlin
- Swimming is not a sport; swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!
- Running isn't a sport 'cause everybody can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run : you …
- It's never just a game when you're winning.
- And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Pancake Institute, and it says 'Fuck waffles'.
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- I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is three activities going on at the same time: ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of …
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.