Quote #118

Running isn't a sport 'cause everybody can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run : you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated, do you?

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  1. You ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies fuck.
  2. And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Pancake Institute, and it says 'Fuck waffles'.
  3. Swimming is not a sport; swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!
  4. I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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  6. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
  7. If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
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