Running isn't a sport 'cause everybody can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run : you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated, do you?

You ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies fuck.

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Pancake Institute, and it says 'Fuck waffles'.

Swimming is not a sport; swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

Now, to say that a lot of objects is finite, is the same as to say that if we pass through the class from one to another we shall necessarily come round to one…

Some people create with words or with music or with a brush and paints. I like to make something beautiful when I run. I like to make people stop and say, 'I'v…

Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science Fiction is the improbable made possible.