Quote #169
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
More from George Carlin
- If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it?
- 'Meow' means 'woof' in cat.
- If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
- Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
- If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
- I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.
- 'No comment' is a comment.