Quote #200
Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft.
More from George Carlin
- Reminds me of something my third grade teacher said to us. She said, 'You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cock-sucker from Gua…
- We have more ways to describe dirty words than we actually have dirty words. We call them bad words, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coa…
- As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
- Two heart attacks has changed my diet, but I still cook bacon for the smell.
- You can prick your finger, just don't finger your prick.
- The kind of doorhandles which is recessed a little bit into the door and your fingers actually go in a little before they actually grab it.…
- Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!
- No one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that is larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo.