George Carlin Quotes on Music
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Here are some musical vermin whose mothers we wish had had medical plans that included abortion. These singers who think they're so special they only need one name. Bono, Sting, Jewel, Tiffany, Prince : what a crock of shit, get a fucking last name, would you, please? I have a two word name for you: Pretentious Cocksucker. How do you like that? Bono, Sting : it's not bad enough the music sucks, but with no last name, you can't find out where they live to throw a fucking bomb through their window.
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Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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The difference between the blues and the blahs is that you can't sing the blahs.
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Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft.