Quote #96
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
More from George Carlin
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- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so b…
- The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: you cannot post 'Thou shalt not steal', 'Thou shalt not commit adu…
- I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
- Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
- Atheism: a non-prophet organization.
- I can't wait until the Middle East really explodes. Ancient hatred and modern weapons. My kind of show, man!