I've found him, I have Jesus in the trunk.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker claims to have found Jesus in the trunk of a car, mixing religious themes with absurdity.
- In plain terms
- I found Jesus in the back of my car.
- What can you take from it?
- Religious claims can be absurd in mundane contexts.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Where do we find divinity?
- Why the trunk?
Another view
This joke may offend those with strong religious beliefs.
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