4 George Carlin Quotes on Joke

George Carlin quotes on joke

35. Do you know why it is, when a rancher fucks a sheep, he does so at the edge of a cliff? It's so the sheep will push back.

95. I've found him, I have Jesus in the trunk.

123. I committed suicide and all I got was this stupid fucking T-shirt!

164. I went to the Missing Persons Bureau, but no one was there.