Quote #123
I committed suicide and all I got was this stupid fucking T-shirt!
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- Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff?
- I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- A day off is always more welcome when it's unexpected.
- And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Pancake Institute, and it says 'Fuck waffles'.
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