Quote #7

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

More from Bob Hope

  1. I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.
  2. I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.
  3. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
  4. I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
  5. My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
  6. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
  7. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
  8. I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

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