Quote #6
I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.
More from Bob Hope
- I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
- I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
- I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.
- If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
- My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
- Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penal…