Quote #8

I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.

More from Bob Hope

  1. I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
  2. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
  3. My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
  4. I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.
  5. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
  6. I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
  7. When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
  8. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

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