Bob Hope Quotes on Humor
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Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
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I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.
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I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
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I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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You mean like Democrats?
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.