12 Bob Hope Quotes on Humor

Bob Hope quotes on humor

2. Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

3. I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

5. I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.

6. I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.

7. I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

8. I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.

9. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

10. My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.

11. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

12. When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

13. You mean like Democrats?

14. Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.