Quote #12
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
More from Bob Hope
- People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
- You mean like Democrats?
- My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
- Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.
- I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
- I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.