You mean like Democrats?

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone : Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much s…

When you jerk off, you're saying 'Hey, I care about me.'

I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.