Quote #13

You mean like Democrats?

More from Bob Hope

  1. When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
  2. Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
  3. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
  4. My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
  5. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
  6. I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.
  7. I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
  8. I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.

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