Quote #53
It's tax time once again, and the hookers in Times Square - god bless 'em - they're getting into the act. For an extra $50, they'll handle your extension.
More from David Letterman
- I just love autumn in New York - watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- It's the Chinese 'Year of the Pig' - I'm still writing 'Year of the Monkey' on all my checks.
- I don't think there's a man, woman or child alive who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage.
- Pleased to meet you...meat to please you.
- Madonna: 'You're not funny anymore, you're just a suck-up to all the guests.' Letterman: 'I can suspend that behavior tonight, if you like.'
- That's the sound of commercials hitting the floor.
- Letterman, during the next show's monologue: 'Do you know what I've realized? I think Madonna likes to shock people.'
- There is no 'off' position on the genius switch.