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3 George Carlin Quotes on Failure

George Carlin quotes on failure

  1. I committed suicide and all I got was this stupid fucking T-shirt!

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  2. On Opening Day, the President doesn't throw out the first ball. He throws it in. If he threw it out, it would land in the parking lot and someone would have to go get it.

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  3. Where ideas are concerned, America can be counted on to do one of two things: take a good idea and run it completely into the ground, or take a bad idea and run it completely into the ground.

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