5 George H. W. Bush Quotes on Humor

George H. W. Bush quotes on humor

9. I do not like broccoli and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. Now look, this is the last statement I'm going to have on broccoli. There are truckloads of broccoli at this very minute descending on Washington. My family is divided. For the broccoli vote out there: Barbara loves broccoli. She has tried to make me eat it. She eats it all the time herself. So she can go out and meet the caravan of broccoli that's coming in.

10. My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.

33. This is like the WWF for smart people.

34. The sort of man who steps out of the shower to take a piss.

35. Poor George. He can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.