I do not like broccoli and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. Now look, this is the last statement I'm going to have on broccoli. There are truckloads of broccoli at this very minute descending on Washington. My family is divided. For the broccoli vote out there: Barbara loves broccoli. She has tried to make me eat it. She eats it all the time herself. So she can go out and meet the caravan of broccoli that's coming in.

I don't have to stand here and defend the campaign of 1988. I'd be perfectly prepared to do it, but I was elected. I put confidence in the American people, the…

My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.

This is Pearl Harbor Day. Forty-seven years ago to this very day, we were hit and hit hard at Pearl Harbor.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

You need to have the courage to say to your wife, get in there and make me some bean dip.

'It's broccoli, dear.' 'I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it.'