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Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

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  1. On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.
  2. An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
  3. The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads togeth…

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