Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created…

It is the one great weakness of journalism as a picture of our modern existence, that it must be a picture made up entirely of exceptions. We announce on flari…

I am a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh : is a poem.

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.