'Can you let your son's body become the same temperature as your son's penis before you turn this into a political campaign against the president? Could you do that?'

'I find this guy [father of Michael Berg] despicable. Everything in me says that sluts are to be a better people today than I was yesterday says he's a dad, he…

'Would you kill someone for that?...I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore...I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it,...No, I t…

'Cindy Sheehan is a tragedy slut.'

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Mr. President, before we begin consideration of this spending bill, I want to take a moment to say how distraught and terribly shaken I am over the news of my …

Art's certainly made a lot of money, and got on a lot of shows - he got himself into the Nixon White House riding on the death of his daughter. And I think tha…